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The esteemed new lit mag, Beyoncé Instagram Comments Weekly, is back with a new issue.

The esteemed new lit mag, Beyoncé Instagram Comments Weekly, is back with a new issue.

I know as well as anyone how hard it can be to find a good home for a short story. But this strategy of straight-up pasting it into the comments under one of Beyoncé’s Instagram pics is a little too outside the box.

I know as well as anyone how hard it can be to find a good home for a short story. But this strategy of straight-up pasting it into the comments under one of Beyoncé’s Instagram pics is a little too outside the box.

I’m thinking this would be a good reference pic, for the pose, if we decide to get Nailgun stuffed.

I’m thinking this would be a good reference pic, for the pose, if we decide to get Nailgun stuffed.

Ha, I will admit that I did not see this coming, with the synchronized dancing and whatnot. I’d believe it of the blonde one but it seems out of character for the other two? Also, some of their moves remind me of that part in the Buffy musical where she is about to spontaneously catch fire.

Don't touch women and don't talk to them.

emilygould:

Last night after the No Regrets event I took the F home and there were two incredibly drunk guys in my car, middle-aged white guys in button-down shirts, not young fratty bros. They were hugging a pole in the middle of the crowded car, talking to each other loudly, moving unsteadily, slurring…

One night a guy got on the subway, looked at me, and then announced to the other passengers (all men), “I’m going to rape every woman on this train!” Now, he didn’t *actually* try to rape me and perhaps someone would have said something if he had, but that got NO reaction. (Except from me: I switched cars at the next stop.) #women

millionsmillions:

Do you need a pot of coffee before you dive into writing every day? You’re just procrastinating and making yourself less creative. Writer Merrill Markoe did the same thing until she discovered that working right after she wakes up leads to the best creative writing. “Words come pouring out easily while my head still feels as if it is full of ground fog, wrapped in flannel and gauze, and surrounded by a hive of humming, velvety sleep bees.”

Now I’m procrastinating reading this.

millionsmillions:

Do you need a pot of coffee before you dive into writing every day? You’re just procrastinating and making yourself less creative. Writer Merrill Markoe did the same thing until she discovered that working right after she wakes up leads to the best creative writing. “Words come pouring out easily while my head still feels as if it is full of ground fog, wrapped in flannel and gauze, and surrounded by a hive of humming, velvety sleep bees.”

Now I’m procrastinating reading this.

LANA WAS ROBBED.

Nailgun is not totally getting that the stack of pillows at the end of the couch are not meant to be used as a cat bed.

Nailgun is not totally getting that the stack of pillows at the end of the couch are not meant to be used as a cat bed.

No kidding. #fallrisk  (at Hospital for Special Surgery)

No kidding. #fallrisk (at Hospital for Special Surgery)